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Poetry From [Name] Sep 9, 03:10 AM

The palindrome that Slyvia Plath wanted on her head stone:
RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR
Now how cool is that. Rats, as in, humans are rats? Rats live on no evil star? Star as in planet? So, rats aren’t evil? Don’t most people hate rats? Rats are a byproduct of humans no? So is she referring to our society? To our culture? Who knows…

But she didn’t get to have that on her tombstone. Go figure. Just goes to show you that a. everybody’s wishes are always different than yours, and b. that they never respect yours after you die.

Below is the comprehensive list of poems. I would love to provide a more elegant way, but for now this will have to do (I have not enough time to overcome these technological limitations).

2003

Magdelene

Sarcasm about a cow. A vague metaphor for someone I don’t like. Does it include biblical references?

California

An ode to William Carlos Williams’ poem “This Is Just to Say”.

Tao

Abstract the world-view and you have my beliefs in a nutshell.

If I Saw a White Cat Eating a Black Rat I Would Build a Monument.

Based on a dream I had. This pokes fun at why religion deems some things as “holy”. I suppose I’d go to a Mormon form of hell for writing this, but alas, I’m not Mormon. So does that make Mormons wrong? Absolutely not. Does that make me wrong? Absolutely not.

The Title of this Poem is Untitled

This is an allusion to Jean Baudrillard’s book “Simulacra & Simulation” which deals with how we are deconstructing our reality everyday. This is also about a photographic essay I did which took formalist images of natural scenes and distorted them through a series of digital/analogue filters to arrive at a piece of art that is nothing but a distorted simulation of the original image (which alas was just an image to begin with and thus a poorly substituted simulation of the real thing.)

Ogive Number 1

Go get William Ørbit’s CD, “Pieces In A Modern Style” and listen to track 3, “Ogive Number 1.” This is what happen in my head when I close my eyes and listen to that song.

Originality

Humans have been “creating” for thousands of year. So of course whatever an artist makes today will be “derivative.” Which makes one think, can a person ever be original anymore?

The Prisoner

Why do they have ministers read last rights for a death row inmate? Isnt the whole point of death row revenge for the victims? I mean killing a killer wont bring back the deceased will it? And he is being killed as punishment right? So why absolve him of his sins at the last moment? This stuff drives me nuts.

A Million Ants for Every One of Us

Why are americans always “at war” with something? If its not the “Axis of Evil” then its the pests, the weeds, obesity, drugs, alcoholism, depression, the list goes on. Why can’t we ever be at peace? All I want is a little peace and harmony and everybody is always at war. See my older poem, Love of War for another take on this.

Haunted by Pink

Just getting out some childhood angst. Also lends itself to using color throughout a poem to set a mood. How does Pink make you feel?

2002

Watch Your Dreams

A rather disturbing dream I had. I actually left out some of the details because they just weren’t appropriate for a poem.

Fuel

Russell Edson is one of my favorite poets. This is a lame attempt at some of his wit and humor.

On Death

I honestly have seen a bumper sticker that said, “Live life so the preacher doesn’t have to lie at your funeral.” This is also in response to the way funerals are all the same and the service never truly reflects the the person it is honoring.

Things

An image poem, creating an underlying metaphor out of things that happened to me.

This is not about semiotics

“This sentence is false.” Aah… Eubulides paradox. The title of this poem is false. But if it is indeed false, then the poem would not “not [be] about semiotics”, therefore it would be about semiotics. But if the title were true, then the poem would indeed “not [be] about semiotics.” So, which is it? You decide.

Skiing Might Be Heaven, but Florida is Dante's Inferno

I’ve always gone skiing for Christmas Break and Spring Break. But I’ve also been happy with the length of the seasons. The way winter lasts to the point where you say to yourself one day, “this cold is pissing me off” just in time for spring. Why deny what you have? Embrace it.

Dream

A dream about love lost.

The Black Layer

Exploring the darker side of human nature and evoking that feeling in the reader. Does it work?

Fido's Fork

A parody of a global knowledge of utensils. Also an allusion to Charles Simic’s poem, “Fork?.

2001

Motion of Mind

Have you ever noticed that crickets always seem to die upside down?

Existence

Yes, you CAN have a religious experience in a coffee shop. Even if you don’t have a religion. And yes Mr. Platt, “fecundity” is exactly what I meant.

AlienNation

Sometimes it seems as if the human race is banging its head against a wall. Hard.

Falling

The most shocking image to me of September 11th, 2001 was watching the tiny little dots of people fall 500 feet to their death. Wanting to come to terms with that frightening image, I wrote a poem putting myself in that place.

Love of War

What is it with Humans and war? It frustrates me to no end. See the newer poem A Million Ants For Every One of Us for more on this topic.

Cutting Edge

Lamenting a break-up with a very self absorbed girl. Name withheld for your protection.

Ski Bum Sestina

A sestina is a particular poetic structure where you take seven words, in this case, Montana, ski, sky, mountains, snow and trees that you use as seven line endings. In the next stanza you then take the last word in the previous stanza and use it as your first word, and then the first word becomes the second, then the second to last word becomes the third and so on. By the time you get to the seventh stanza all of the ending words are in their original order. Also, the seventh stanza is the envoy which concludes the sestina by combining two sentences onto one line. The sestina format is best used for topics that the poet is obsessed with.

Poem of the Century

Just poking fun at some of the more pretentious poetry out there.

Coffee

Drink too much coffee and stay up to late, this is the drivel you write.

Wall Haiku

A haiku on the western obsession with doing everything inside an enclosed building, even when the weather is nice out.

2000

Beauty

Some people just don’t spend the time to think at all. This is a reflection of that.

Thinking

Sometimes philosophical analysis gets you nowhere but the future with a bunch of wasted time behind you.

A Horse Named Moment

What happens when you spur Moment.

Artificial Intelligence

The result of a class exercise where we are given a starting sentence from which to write a poem. I wrote down the sentence wrong by accident though so mine was totally bizarre and different.

Just Say No

This is commonly referred to as a cliché poem.

Angst

Images from watching Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life”.

The Parable of the Flaccid Pickle

Sometimes you just get a phrase stuck in your head and you can’t get it out. I had to do something with, “The Parable of the Flaccid Pickle.” So you know how, “Peter Picked a Pack of Pickled Peppers?” Well what if Peter was a pickle? Combine the two and here you go.

Driving Alone

A combination of two poems. One about breaking up and another about getting caught speeding.

All of it

A poem about a constantly recurring theme, the Yin and the Yang.

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